Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you win again, gameday.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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