your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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