I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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