We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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