Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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