What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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