apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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