Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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