Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
