if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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