I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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