so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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