dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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