thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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