Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My pussy is not your playground.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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