Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just want to make out with him forever
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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