i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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