Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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