So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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