Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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