We named our party play list daddy issues
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I got inside last night via doggy door
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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