So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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