party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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