tell your sister to shave her snatch
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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