I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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