They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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