I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
if only i could text you this smell
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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