it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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