Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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