Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
my poor anus
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm determined to sit on that face.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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