I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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