Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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