..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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