Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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