There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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