Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
