so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
