You really coming over, don't trick.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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