I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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