I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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