He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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