last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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