I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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