It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize