i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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