I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm really busy with my period
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