its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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