Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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