I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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