i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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