wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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