we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
you are never too drunk for berry picking
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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