You work out of a Hotel?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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