Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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