there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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