whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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